Halle Berry, why don't you stick to acting...

Yes, it's indisputable that Halle Berry is freakin beautiful. The cheakbones! The flawless skin! The body! Plus, she's got quite a bit of talent.

Homegirl can act (skip to 0:34):

Hahaha, I mean yes, I could have put something, anything else...but I do love that cameo.

Homegirl can give a speech (I couldn't embed it, wtf?):


Homegirl can sell candy (and makeup, but that goes without saying):


But damn, I got home today, turned on Ellen, and this is what came on:


Who would have thunk...Halle Berry can't dance. At various points it's more than slightly reminiscent of the Elaine dance...no?!


I mean I'm no Alvin Ailey, but I know good dancing when I see it, and I know bad dancing. So Halle Berry has a flaw - I knew it could be found eventually. You're welcome!

Your critical friend,
Mihal


'prece.