screw this

 

I haven't been big on earrings recently - but when I saw these Phillips head screw earrings I died. No idea why, but this jewelry just spoke to me...it screamed at me actually....it shouted "Mihaaaaaaaal...COME AND GET ME WOMAN!"

...so I did:

I feel a certain kinda way about symmetrical earring-wearing, so I've been wearing them both in the same ear. What other practical household items turned jewelry will they think of next??!