sheer and long and black

Well it might be summer according to real life, but according to my life, I don't care. I still haven't taken off my boots...or my black. Black is for always - and for now, the particular trifecta of sheer and long and black is really just doing everything for me. I thought I might be able to shake the obsession after a few months, but it's only getting stronger. So what did I do? I went to Etsy and Ebay and typed in the following search "sheer long black". Here are my favs that came up:

two on left from Etsy, two on right from Ebay

Really though, whatthefuck is the point of wearing anything else? If you can give me one good reason I'll buy myself one of the above frocks...oh wait, I'll do that even if you can't.